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When the second boy backs out, the first cries in victory but accidentally swallows the M-80, which enters his trachea, and blows apart his head and throat.Ī hospital janitor with a fetish for feet and unconscious women sneaks around giving pedicures to sleeping or comatose female hospital patients while sucking on a foot-shaped lollipop. One of the boys challenges the other to hold a lit M-80 in his mouth. The instructor dies of a broken neck and brain hemorrhage.Ī bored group of friends decide to play " chicken" (performing dangerous stunts to see who will back out first). He tries to get out of it by cutting the rope, but this only succeeds in making the fat man fall on top of the instructor. The rope wraps around the instructor's neck, nearly choking him. The rock climbing instructor is too distracted by his female coworker to notice that the 250-pound man is slipping.
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Between a Rock and a Dead Place)Ī rock climbing instructor who leers at and gropes his female students is forced to help a man (who weighs 250 pounds) learn how to rope climb. The cyclist desperately tries to get out, but ends up making the altitude tent fall to the floor (doorside down) and the man suffocates from lack of oxygen. During his training in an altitude tent, the neglected dog (noticing the cyclist's water bottle on top of the tent) jumps up and shuts off the air supply. The brass nozzle of the hose slams into his skull at over 30 miles per hour.Īn obsessed cyclist is forced to take care of the dog his girlfriend left behind when she abandoned him. When the pressure becomes too much for him to hang onto, the hose slips under his legs and knocks him to the ground.
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model., where the Washington Monument statue impales him right in the heart.Ī low-rent security guard (who has dreams of being a full-fledged police officer, despite recently failing the police exam) attempts to stop a group of scantily-clad animal rights protesters in front of a pharmaceutical company by blasting the protesters with a fire hose on full power. After installing a new mechanical bull in his room, he goes to ride it, but his subordinate doesn't know how to make it go faster and ends up throwing the leader from the bull and onto his Washington, D.C. In private, however, the dictator is obsessed with America, often dressing up as a cowboy in a private room filled with American memorabilia and a table with a model replica of Washington, D.C. The dictator of an unnamed Middle Eastern country regularly videotapes speeches blaming the United States of America for the country's poverty and political unrest and promising that the U.S.
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Title reference: Spoofs the Discovery Channel TV series Deadliest Catch. Titty Titty Bang Bang (mentioned as Terror at 20,000 Ft.)Īired OctoNote: This is the sixth episode not to feature the death of a female. Samurai Death Squad (mentioned as Slashing Japanese)įecal Attraction (mentioned as Toilet Victimized)Įm-Bear-Assed (mentioned as Un-BEAR-ably Attack)Ĭhippin' Dale (mentioned as Wood Shredder)
Vom-Ate-Dead (mentioned as Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love) Mercury in Uranus (mentioned as Thermometers of Terror)
Steward-death (mentioned as Unfriendly Skies)Įpisode 39: The One About Dumb People DyingĬrib Your Enthusiasm (mentioned as Baby Boom) Road Killed (mentioned as End of the Road) Orspasm (mentioned as Cluster Victimized)Īss Phyxiated (mentioned as Plumber Helper)ĭead Meat-Eorite (mentioned as Meteorite Strikes) My Big Fat Greek Death (mentioned as Brass Bulls)Įpisode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death Vike-O-Done (mentioned as Viking Violence) Washed And Fried (mentioned as Scar Washed) NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.Įpisode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies)Īired OctoNote: This is the special episode about the best deaths have been requested by the Deathies (a.k.a. 1.10 Episode 64: Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral".1.9 Episode 63: Star Death: The Last Generation.1.3 Episode 57: Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode.1.1 Episode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies).
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